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It's time to fight the half-wits with wit, baffle the buffoons with banter and raclaim the realms with ridiculous ramblings designed to prise apart the shells of cynicism and expose the paltry toxic flesh of the valueless humans who's soulless frames and malformed minds rewrite our communal codes with cankered, venereal and labyrinthine systems of suffering for their own compensation. Let the battle begin! This is Cyrius.

 

The ultimate transparency
11:22 PM @ Friday, April 30, 2004

Let's get the ultimate transparency on our politicians. Lets' find out exactly when and how they get their rocks off. I am going to guess that John Howard, unable to visit ladies of the night, because of the risk of getting busted, and not finding complete satisfaction in his wife, would be reduced to self-abuse in the shower.

I want John Howard to admit exactly how he does it. As the leader of our great nation, it is not too much to ask.... His sexual expression is very relevant - especially since he seems to have strong opinions about what others do in their own private lives. Sex drives everybody. Our leaders are no different. If it turns out that he surpresses his sexuality and has no expression at all, that would be cause for great concern in the public debate.
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